but the gummie bears were really gummie worms so judge joe brown over-ruled judge judy & also ordered off the air because she was looking at lesbian pics in her chambers instead off looking at pics of him...ohhh,what a mess

Turns out brad was on crack, and gummi bears were just ordinary gummi bears. Judge Judy sentenced him to life in an insanity place and must wear a straight jacket 24/seven. Suddenly, MSN shut down and was pissing off all their customers (as usual), and No one could contact the lvoe of his life Kelly. Little did they know Kelly commited suicide by jumping off a flying bridge near the outer rings of saturn. Why she commited suicide? No body knows. She must have been on crack too. Anywho, for some reason large cartoon charcaters were storming the city and threatened too....

Turns out it was Brad all along, he was controlling the gummi bears, hehe[evil twisted grin] I will have dominance, and power! They think they can stop me, but I have a little surprise in store for them. With the abundance of gummi bears at my beck and call, I can slip in anywhere and everyone will unsuspecting, gummi bears, cute and good to eat. And eat they shall, and with every gummi bear that is swollowed, follows an explosion, and after every explosion, follows more power! Its a win win situation. However unbeknownst to Brad.....

and then the ancient turtles come back from the dead and kill everyone in site and they start talking and stuff and making there own cities etc... and throught evoluotion they are able to make computers and they are at the top of the food chain and then they create a magical gummie bear who they turn into clouds so everytime it rains it tastes like gummie bears... gummie bear artifically flavoured water (Y) anyways back to the story the gummies bears end up covering the entire sky and then the turtles try and fly up and eat it all but they cant ,,,, they explode once they start to eat them,... which is what the gummie bears want....so they can become the dominante species ....

and then the ancient turtles come back from the dead and kill everyone in site and they start talking and stuff and making there own cities etc... and throught evoluotion they are able to make computers and they are at the top of the food chain and then they create a magical gummie bear who they turn into clouds so everytime it rains it tastes like gummie bears... gummie bear artifically flavoured water (Y) anyways back to the story the gummies bears end up covering the entire sky and then the turtles try and fly up and eat it all but they cant ,,,, they explode once they start to eat them,... which is what the gummie bears want....so they can become the dominante species ....

NO THIS IS NOT THE BEGINNING OF THE END! (I DONT GET THAT BY THE WAY)!! BRAD'S GRAVE WAS BEING EATEN BY THE HORRIBLE PETRO CANADA GAS PEOPLE WHO OWN PTRO CANADA! AS THEY WERE EATING SOME FUNNY GUY WALKED PAST..........

WHAT THE HECK??!?!?!?! WHAT KIND OF ADDITION IS THAT!!

My God, Brad is back from the dead, he looks really horrible, like he's been dead for a long time. He has taken over all the Seven Eleven franchizes with help from other dead peope who also look really horrible. Is this the beginning of the end?

The case was closed on Jay Leno & the other 3 pasengers but the compartment was sealed off on the ship. The rest of the passengers landed safely near Brad's grave. The passengers were freaking on what was happening at Brad's grave!

Jay leno dies from obese chin syndrome, case closed

Jay Leno: Beam me up Captian...
Al Gore: Shut up you fool! This sucks just as much as MSN!
Quee of England: Stop your bickering and FIX THE PROBLEM!
Jay Leno: K okay! Don't get your nickers in a twist!


But would Jay Leno Save the ship?

.....The Queen of England!

It blew out four passengers who were all very imprtant people. Person number one was Jay Leno, Number Two was Al Gore, Number three was Nuno Bettencourt and number four was......

but no one really cared at that moment becuase in outer space....space ship discovery's engine blew out!

or was it? You see back at Brad's grave site something was happening......

The End.

Mwa HAHAHAHAHAHA!

did absolutly nothing

Martina Penisears. She had a particular talent for yodeling while simoltaneously baking and curling her hair... "THAT IS AMAZING" thought Joe. However... halfway through the audition... she ran out of eggs. MAEVE appeared out of thin air and said, "I have been watching these shinanigans all morning and noticed you need eggs, thankfully for you I send my pony-boy Harry for some just this morning." Martina thought it was a little strange that a stranger in a red jumpe rappeared in apuff of smoke with eggs, but she really needed the part.

So She took the eggs and cracked the first one... Maeve began to giggle menacingly.... The eggs.........

a tex messag efrom evil dude 81! ktayler1 read it outloud "this phone will self destruct in 5 4 3 2 1!" Before ktayler1 could throw the phone away...BOOM!!! ktayler arm was blown away. ktalyer stood in shock, ".....................oouucchh." Then there was a rumble. the cave started to colaps. (note: the cave is on a mountain top). ktayler ran out of the cave into the blistering wind, he kept running and running and running, while looking behind him and watching the small cave. Then he looked infornt again and he was almost at the eage of the mountain! ktayler skidded to a halt right at the edge."phew" he sad with relief. then all of the sudden he could hear a noise around him, crack, crackle , crack. He looked at the ground and the mountain was braking apart. ktayler tried to get up and dart away from the braking cliff but it was too late. he had fallen. "nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo" he hollard as he fell. When he had finally hit the ground he had ended up in Vancouver British Columbia. Well his body did. Him, himself was dead. Don't ask how he got there he just did. The H.D.B.C.A, hobos dead body collector association, mistakingly thought it was a dead hobo (DUH) and threw the body into a cart and wheeled it away to dispoase of. Anywho since that guy is dead there needs to be another character to continue th story. So that's how the new hit tv show came up! Canadian character. The judges are: Homer Simpson, Burtuzzi, and a random person off the street named Joe. They were holding auditions when the came across a hot sexy lady named.....

Meanwhile.... In a cave in Alaska.... Ktayer1 is busy burning vanilla ice cds to ease the seduction process. "HA HA HA HAAAAAA......" Ktayler1 lets out a menacing laugh follwed by a small burp. But it's ok because nobody else is there... " If only my bombshell in red latex recipe had not been stolen...... If only I could get my hands on some jiffylube and a pinata..... I can't remember the last ingredient.... was it red bull..no perhaps it was bonne bell watermelon lipsmacker? no. Was it...... " The Telus videophone starts bleeping, ktayler1 has been interrupted. It's........................